Dating Tip

tentailsjinchuriki:

On your 3rd or 4th date show up in your Akatsuki cosplay without any explanation. This shows that you are mysterious, unpredictable, and a missing S-rank shinobi. 

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iraffiruse:

Shhhh…… it’ll be over soon.

iraffiruse:

Shhhh…… it’ll be over soon.

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repllicunt:

argentourage:

what if you could meet your celebrity crush but the cost was them knowing everything you’ve ever said about them in your tumblr tags

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izzy-sukeban-jones:

ok but this is a thing china actually said in the dub

izzy-sukeban-jones:

ok but this is a thing china actually said in the dub

  • my dad: *farts*
  • my dad: hmmm, kind of sounds like whale speak
  • me: ...
  • my brother: ...
  • my dad: I CAN COMMUNICATE WITH WHALES!
  • me: ...
  • my brother: ...
  • my dad: If there was ever a whale hostage situation I could help! I COULD TALK HIM DOWN!
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